knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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coleorr:

can y’all stop telling crazy tumblr people t go outside, i be out there

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hornyrvb:

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uncreative-lesbian-fangirl:

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

the answers keep getting worse better

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obviousplant:

Sounds delicious

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anxietysweat:

eightys:

personally, i like it

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airydisc:

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

just HOW high do you even have to BE just to DO something like this………

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